Longer Lasting Plastic Money on the way.

The Harper Government is pleased to announce the introduction of new Canadian bank notes which will be fabricated out of a new polymer material. The new bank notes, starting with the introduction of the 100 dollar bill, will be made out of the same plastic that the Prime Minister's suits are. This plastic which has allowed the Prime Minister to easily deflect all criticism and scandal and maintain his lead on the polls, will increase the life and perceived cleanliness of our money in exactly the same way.