Fiscal prudence: A core philosophy of this government. A Fiscally prudent government does not waste precious tax dollars. They are spent wisely and we ensure that we get maximum benefit from every dollar. The G8/G20 summit was an excellent example. There we were able to gain at least 2 billion dollars worth of international publicity for Stephen Harper and the Conservative Party. Now, not only are the words Stephen Harper on the lips of every Canadian, but they are known to all people from all four corners of the world. In particular those dreaded human rights and civil liberties groups who will now think twice about ever stepping foot in Stephen Harper's Canada again. And all for the bargin basement price of slightly less then one billion canadian dollars.
Government Transparency: The systematic method of ensuring that all government departments and agencies keep accurate records of their decision processes and make them all available for scrutiny. This is the only way the Harper Government can make absolutely sure that these departments are working in the best interest... We have ensured that every facet of every government employee's work is meticulously scrutized by the PMO. And you can be absolutely sure that if we find anything we think you need to know, we will tell you.
Truth and Honesty: We firmly believe that truth and honesty are the cornerstones of the vertical silos that compose our government. We honour many of our ministers who have followed in the footsteps of other great heads of state like Bill Clinton (who never did have sex with that woman). Bev Oda, Rahim Jaffer, Tony Clement, and Ron Nicholson, we salute you for your incredible skills at pushing the defining edges of truth and honesty as you do.
