The Conservative Party president stated, "Well it was obvious from the results of the debate that he just did not appear human enough for most voters."
The new leader of Her Majesties Government was introduced by the government house leader this morning. "We hope everybody will like our new leader, Gumby. He has the advantage of being just as washable as Stephen Harper was, so scandals wont stick, but has the additional advantage of not appearing so tight and mechanical in public. - Generally a little more human. He has a nicer smile too"
The leaders of the opposition parties agreed with the change in leadership and all said that they look forward to working with the new Conservative government leader.
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