In the light of yesterdays leaders debate, the Harper government today announces the appointment of its new leader.
The Conservative Party president stated, "Well it was obvious from the results of the debate that he just did not appear human enough for most voters."
The new leader of Her Majesties Government was introduced by the government house leader this morning. "We hope everybody will like our new leader, Gumby. He has the advantage of being just as washable as Stephen Harper was, so scandals wont stick, but has the additional advantage of not appearing so tight and mechanical in public. - Generally a little more human. He has a nicer smile too"
The leaders of the opposition parties agreed with the change in leadership and all said that they look forward to working with the new Conservative government leader.
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Friday, April 1, 2011
Harper Government announces renewed support for Democracy
PRESS RELEASE -- 1 April 2011
The Harper Government today announced that if re-elected, it would support true democratic principles in Parliament. Since the days of Trudeau, individuals MPs have lost power, as power has been centralized in the PMO. In addition, political parties have grown across this country which represent a significant proportion of the population and they are not being adequately represented in Parliament. The Harper Government is committed to addressing this inequity through the following initiatives:
The Harper Government today announced that if re-elected, it would support true democratic principles in Parliament. Since the days of Trudeau, individuals MPs have lost power, as power has been centralized in the PMO. In addition, political parties have grown across this country which represent a significant proportion of the population and they are not being adequately represented in Parliament. The Harper Government is committed to addressing this inequity through the following initiatives:
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